Genres: Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy | Romance Countries: USA Actors: Chris Rock Rufus Salma Hayek Serendipity Alan Rickman Metatron Alanis Morissette God Bud Cort John Doe Jersey Barret Hackney Stygian Triplet Jared Pfennigwerth Stygian Triplet Kitao Sakurai Stygian Triplet George Carlin Cardinal Ignatius Glick Betty Aberlin Nun Matt Damon Loki Ben Affleck Bartleby Dan Etheridge St. Stephen's Priest Linda Fiorentino Bethany Sloane Derek Milosavljevic Kissing Man Lesley Braden Kissing Woman Brian O'Halloran Grant Hicks Marie Elena O'Brien Clinic Girl Janeane Garofalo Liz Directors: Kevin Smith IMDB Rating: 7.3 out of 10 (79744 votes)

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An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is enlisted to prevent two angels from reentering Heaven and thus undoing the fabric of the universe. Along the way, she is aided by two prophets, Jay and Silent Bob. With the help of Rufus, the 13th Apostle, they must stop those who stand in their way and prevent the angels from entering Heaven. Written by Jerel Parenton {J.W.Parenton@student.tcu.edu}

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage and two unlikely prophets are called upon by Rufus, an unknown 13th apostle, to stop two angels, that were cast out of heaven, from unknowingly erasing all of God’s work by restoring their souls by entering a new church. Restoring ones soul by entering a new church is a part of the Catholic Dogma, and by restoring their souls the angels could reenter heaven thus revealing there is a loophole to return to heaven. This would prove God was not perfect and upon proving this all of God’s work would immediately be erased. Written by Martin Ford {nitramf82@aol.com}

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon by the Voice of God to stop two exiled angels from entering a New Jersey church and thus negating all existence. She is aided by the little know thirteenth apostle named Rufus, a literal muse turned stripper and two bad-mouthed, mall-crawling, joint-smoking prophets: Jay and Silent Bob. An ex-muse turned demon named Azrael tries to keep the group from accomplishing their goal so he can have his revenge against God. Written by Mac

Two mischievous angels who were laid off by God and are given the boot. Finding themselves banned to Wisconscin, they set out for New Jersey where they find a loophole that will allow them to re-enter heaven. The only problem is it will destroy humanity. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage, a wisecracking 13th apostle, a stripper/muse, and mischievous mall rats Jay and Silent Bob band together to stop them. Written by Mystic80

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